25 reasons why I rule so much!

We can all remember the milestones of our lives, first time riding a bike, first day at school/high-school, first time you write a list of how much you rule.

It's always fun to relive these memories. And tonight I have found the original 25 reasons why I rule so much. Here they are again, all singing, all dancing and all for your amusement...

  1. I'm Chris Miller.
  2. I was taught by the best - I taught myself.
  3. I can write and publish a list entitled "Reasons I rule so much!" without feeling self-righteous, I'm merely informing the people of the world how to better themselves.
  4. I only get dressed when I have to.
  5. The fact I had to cut this list down.
  6. I invented light which can slap the shit out of people (it's true).
  7. I live in a pub. Not just in the sense that I'm always there, I actually live in a pub.
  8. I own an iPod.
  9. I have a school burning fetish, but then again who doesn't these days?
  10. Vampires keep cropping up in my dreams.
  11. I own the Evil Dead trilogy.
  12. I am yet to fall asleep in a nightclub.
  13. I can burp the alphabet.
  14. I can eat a Twix sideways.
  15. I can make a mean curry.
  16. I can eat afore mentioned curry.
  17. The afore mentioned curry does not make me shit all the next day.
  18. I practice the art of Pimp-Ho kung fu.
  19. I try and only write in red pen, like a teacher. Better than a teacher.
  20. I have Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lego.
  21. I can leave an exam, mid question, to take a shit.
  22. I can imagine three talking monkeys at once.
  23. I can make the monkeys fight each other.
  24. I've never died yet.
  25. People tell me all the time, and people are never wrong!

And now for the new and improved version:

  1. I'm Chris Miller.
  2. I was taught by the best - I'm self taught.
  3. Stevo asked me: "Why aren't you on TV".
  4. I only get dressed when I have to.
  5. The fact I have remade this list.
  6. I invented light which can slap people, amongst other doomsday devices.
  7. I live in a pub.
  8. I own an iPod and although it's not a G4 I think it looks nicer.
  9. I like children (converse to my school burning fetish), but I couldn't eat a whole one.
  10. Vampires keep cropping up in my dreams.
  11. I own the Evil Dead trilogy.
  12. I am yet to fall asleep in a nightclub.
  13. I can burp the alphabet.
  14. I can eat a Twix sideways.
  15. Last night I had a dream that I got stabbed in one hand and shot in the other. It only stinged a bit!
  16. People respect me, or die.
  17. I now own the Star Wars Trilogy.
  18. I have a lot of textbooks, most of which I have hardly used and one which I have never opened.
  19. The textbooks look good on my shelf.
  20. I have Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lego.
  21. I can leave an exam, mid question, to take a shit.
  22. I am well on the way to becoming a Mac Freak.
  23. I considered buying a hamster the other week but decided against it incase I forgot to feed it for about a week.
  24. I've never died yet.
  25. People tell me all the time, and people are never wrong!

There you have it, the "25 Reasons why I rule so much list" in all it's former and current glory.
- Chris