So I'm sitting doing some SAC4 work and decided to have a browse on the Internet. I managed to stumble across this website - some classic stuff which I feel I have to share with all my readers.

BTW this is probably not work safe!

The site details some of the best sex tips you will ever receive. Among my favorites are:

The Angry Dragon Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out of her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

The Houdini Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it.

and

The Rodeo While doing a girl doggy style have your friends wait outside the room, then when you yell GO they all run in, turn on the lights and start cheering. Now this will cause the girl to get mighty uncomfortable and she will start trying to get away from you QUICK. This is where the fun comes in hang on as long as you can and try to ride it out yelling yeehaaawww.

It's just a shame I couldn't have found this before valentines day!
- Chris