How evil are you?

So we all know that women are evil.

Even though we all know this, have we actually thought about how evil they are? Tonight I had dinner with Colin, Steve, Matt, Lauren and some guy who's name I do not know. We got onto talking about a dream I have had about an evil woman, we got onto the topic of how evil women are. I then offered to draw a graph, the results are given below:

Graph of how evil women are

As you can see, the average evil man is 8 units of evil less then the average woman. QED.
- Chris

PS. Lauren didn't seem too impressed with this, perhaps other women will feel the same, I don't see why though.