So it's finally happened The Shack is no more!
Finally my plans of petrol bombing the Shack dancefloor when it was full of people has become reality. The pure genius of this plan is thus:
You petrol bomb the already packed dancefloor, aiming for the middle.
Once the bottle hits tens of people will be engulfed in the flames. More people will be ignited through contact with the burning core of the dancefloor, whilst all this is going on all the people in the middle of the dancefloor spill out towards the edges, crushing anyone in their way.
The carnage begins…
So as you can see my plan obviously went off without a hitch, eventually burning the shack down to the ground.
Man I rule!