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	<title>Life, and how to live it!</title>
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		<title>Suse Tips</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2008/07/01/suse-tips/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:59:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Computing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been using Suse at work now for over a year.  Once in a while I&#8217;ll find a shortcut or a handy little thing that I&#8217;ll find useful.  This blog post outlines a few of the handy shortcuts and tips that I&#8217;ve picked up and never readily knew.

Workspace Switcher

The Red Hat Workspace Switcher [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been using Suse at work now for over a year.  Once in a while I&#8217;ll find a shortcut or a handy little thing that I&#8217;ll find useful.  This blog post outlines a few of the handy shortcuts and tips that I&#8217;ve picked up and never readily knew.</p>
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<h3>Workspace Switcher</h3>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismiller/2628039178/" title="Workspace Switcher by Chris Miller, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3155/2628039178_c26827f3d6_o.png" width="500" height="55" alt="Workspace Switcher" /></a><br />
The Red Hat Workspace Switcher is one of the Linux tools I use all the time.  I have two screens at work, however it still isn&#8217;t enough room to keep all my documents open, read mail  and so forth.  For this reason I use the workspace switcher with 4 workspaces, one for my work, another for email, one for FileMaker (the system we use for breifs and work management) and another spare.  One of the most useful key combos, not a particularly hard one to find - but perhaps the one I use the most heavily, is <code>Ctrl + Alt + [Arrow Key]</code> which allows me to move back and forward between each of these workspaces.</p>
<p>Another handy tip for using the workspace switcher is that you may move an window from one workspace to another simply by dragging it on the workspace switcher - simple as that.</p>
<h3>Command Line Applet</h3>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismiller/2628039292/" title="SUSE Command Line Applet by Chris Miller, on Flickr"><img style="float: right;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3148/2628039292_72b7ca1bf9_o.png" width="190" height="51" alt="SUSE Command Line Applet" /></a><br />
Command Line is a GNOME Applet that sits on a panel at the top of my screen, from here you can quickly launch applications or kill processes as necessary - pretty much anything you would do in a terminal that doesn&#8217;t require feedback.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s not exactly groundbreaking but it&#8217;s handy if you need to quickly launch gedit, gftp or the likes to do something quickly.</p>
<h3>Scrollbars</h3>
<p>Scrollbars, a really common UI element, yet there were a few things I was surprised to find when using them in Suse.  Clicking one of the up or down arrows at either end of the scrollbar will tab the handle up or down as you would expect.  Right clicking on the up or down arrow on the other hand will scroll you to the top and bottom of the scrollable area respectively.</p>
<h3>View Desktop</h3>
<p>I&#8217;m a messy git, I open windows and don&#8217;t close them, layer them up and not bother to sort them in any way shape or form.  Given that, the view desktop shortcut is always useful to minimise all the active windows on the workspace you are in: <code>Ctrl + Alt + D</code></p>
<h3>Tips?</h3>
<p>Ok, so they&#8217;re not great tips, they&#8217;re handy for saving a bit of time here and there.  I do, however, use these all day at work and so the time saved adds up.  Gimme a shout if there&#8217;s any other decent tips that you know of.<br />
- Chris</p>
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		<title>Duckworthing</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2008/06/11/duckworthing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:54:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Well it&#8217;s finally happened, the pair of glasses I&#8217;ve had for going on four or five years now has finally given up.
This morning when I arrived at work and sat at my desk I did what I usually do.  I took my glasses off and gave them a clean on my shirt.  Usually [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well it&#8217;s finally happened, the pair of glasses I&#8217;ve had for going on four or five years now has finally given up.</p>
<p>This morning when I arrived at work and sat at my desk I did what I usually do.  I took my glasses off and gave them a clean on my shirt.  Usually I just put them back on and get to the nitty-gritty, usually sitting sifting through emails to find out if any of the spam is actually useful.</p>
<p>Today, however was a different story indeed, as soon as I placed the glasses on my face I felt a ping and then everything went blurry.  I thought that the screw holding the lens into my frames had pinged out again, yes it&#8217;s happened before, but alas no!  No, the actual frame had broken right at the point where the rim meets the legs, leaving a jagged edge and a confounded Chris.</p>
<p><span id="more-181"></span><a style="float: right; margin-left: 5px; margin-bottom: 5px;" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismiller/2571064582/" title="Duckworthing by Chris Miller, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3176/2571064582_bdca09d868_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Duckworthing" /></a></p>
<p>Anyway, after squinting for a while and ruling out superglue as a means to repair my glasses I eventually had to plump for <em>Jack Duckworth</em>ing them using some tape.  After which it was a quick call to the opticians to set up an appointment to get tested and some new glasses.  To my amazement I managed to get an appointment today, earlier this very afternoon.  An hour later and Â£155 down I&#8217;d managed to order two new pairs of glasses which should hopefully arrive sometime next week.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m continue to Duckworth until then though!<br />
- Chris</p>
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		<title>Adding non-Apple format movies to iTunes</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2008/06/10/adding-non-apple-format-movies-to-itunes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 19:46:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been having a bit of trouble adding some movies to my iTunes library this evening - in that I&#8217;d have to convert a movie to a .mov file in order to import it at all.
A few google searches away and I&#8217;d found the answer to all my problems.  If you have the Apple [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been having a bit of trouble adding some movies to my iTunes library this evening - in that I&#8217;d have to convert a movie to a <span style="font-family: courier;">.mov</span> file in order to import it at all.</p>
<p>A few google searches away and I&#8217;d found the answer to all my problems.  If you have the Apple development tools installed (and are obviously on a Mac), you can simply change the file meta-data of the movies via the terminal in order to allow you to import them.  It&#8217;s very simple to do:<br />
<code>SetFile -t "MooV" movie.avi </code></p>
<p style="font-size: 10px; text-align: right; color: #aaa;">Via: <a target="_blank" href="http://forums.macrumors.com/showpost.php?p=4624340&#038;postcount=14" title="Macrumors Forum">AVI to iTunes</a> on MacRumors Forums</p>
<p>I did, however, have to change the iTunes settings so that it didn&#8217;t take it&#8217;s own copy of the files when importing them.  I have a separate Movies folder for a reason thank-you-very-much iTunes.<br />
- Chris</p>
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		<title>R.I.P. PB</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2008/05/19/rip-pb/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 22:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As per my previous post, I&#8217;m getting a new machine.  This is due however, to some unfortunate news: my PowerBook is dead!
The first Mac I ever owned, a PowerBook G4 which has served me very well over the past 5 or 6 years, is pretty much blitzed.  My PowerBook and I visited Matt [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As per my <a href="http://chris-miller.org/archives/2008/05/18/mac-pro/" title="Mac Pro">previous post, I&#8217;m getting a new machine</a>.  This is due however, to some unfortunate news: my PowerBook is dead!</p>
<p><span id="more-179"></span>The first Mac I ever owned, a PowerBook G4 which has served me very well over the past 5 or 6 years, is pretty much blitzed.  My PowerBook and I visited <a href="http://mattgemmell.com" title="Matt Gemmell">Matt</a> in Edinburgh on Saturday to see if we could revive it to it&#8217;s previous glory.  We managed to pull all the stuff I needed from the hard disk, but that was all the good fortune we had.</p>
<p>It turns out the hard disk was suffering from a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-Monitoring%2C_Analysis%2C_and_Reporting_Technology" title="S.M.A.R.T.">S.M.A.R.T.</a> failure and locked up Matt&#8217;s computer when mounted as a target drive.  We eventually managed to format the drive via Matt&#8217;s old PowerBook and everything looked good, but alas it was not to be - we received kernel panics when trying to install Mac OS X on the drive.</p>
<p>So it looks as if I&#8217;ll have to fork out for a replacement hard disk, which isn&#8217;t too big a deal at about Â£50 for 100Gb which would suit me.  Until I manage to get one and install it my PowerBook is out of service.</p>
<p>/me salutes PowerBook, when my copy of the Necronomicon arrives I will bring you back!<br />
- Chris</p>
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		<title>Good Sauce</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2008/05/18/good-sauce/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 21:22:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve not much food in the house today and since it&#8217;s not long until payday I&#8217;m rather poor, so I decided to make whatever I could based on what I had lying around.  It turned out to be a masterpiece if I do say so myself.
Try it out:

Chicken breast
Pasta
Tin of chopped tomatoes
2 cloves of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve not much food in the house today and since it&#8217;s not long until payday I&#8217;m rather poor, so I decided to make whatever I could based on what I had lying around.  It turned out to be a masterpiece if I do say so myself.</p>
<p><span id="more-178"></span><a target="_blank" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismiller/2503434758/" title="Good Sauce by Chris Miller, on Flickr"><img style="border: 1px solid #d6d6d6; padding: 3px;" src='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3044/2503434758_e463db3e52_m.jpg' alt='Chicken pasta with garlic &#038; tomato sauce' class='alignright' /></a>Try it out:</p>
<ul>
<li>Chicken breast</li>
<li>Pasta</li>
<li>Tin of chopped tomatoes</li>
<li>2 cloves of garlic</li>
<li>1 onion</li>
<li>&frac12; punnet of mushrooms</li>
<li>&frac12; courgette</li>
<li>Olive oil</li>
<li>Oregano</li>
<li>Basil</li>
</ul>
<p>I started by slicing the courgette and onion and crushing the garlic.  Then mixed half the garlic and some oil together, put the chicken breast, mushrooms, courgette and onion into an oven dish and poured the oil and garlic over, added a bit of dried oregano and basil and put in the oven for about half an hour.</p>
<p>Then put the tin of tomatoes into a pot, added the rest of the garlic, a bit more olive oil and a load of dried oregano and basil.  When simmering I added the contents of the oven dish and simmered for 20 more minutes.  I hope you&#8217;ll figure out what I did with the pasta on your own!</p>
<p>It was damn fine (see picture) and I&#8217;d highly recommend it.<br />
- Chris</p>
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		<title>Mac Pro</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2008/05/18/mac-pro/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 18:30:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[


I&#8217;ve recently ordered a new Mac, a Mac Pro to be precise.  It is currently en route to my gleeful embrace from Apple.

The specs are as follows:

Processors: Two 2.8GHz Quad-Core Intel Xeon
RAM: 2GB 800MHz DDR2 RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GT 512MB GDDR3
HDD: 500GB 7200-rpm Serial ATA 3Gb/s
Optical: Two 16x SuperDrives
Connectivity: AirPort Extreme Card (Wi-Fi) [...]]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;ve recently ordered a new Mac, a Mac Pro to be precise.  It is currently en route to my gleeful embrace from Apple.<br />
<span id="more-177"></span><br />
The specs are as follows:</p>
<ul>
<li>Processors: Two 2.8GHz Quad-Core Intel Xeon</li>
<li>RAM: 2GB 800MHz DDR2 RAM</li>
<li>Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GT 512MB GDDR3</li>
<li>HDD: 500GB 7200-rpm Serial ATA 3Gb/s</li>
<li>Optical: Two 16x SuperDrives</li>
<li>Connectivity: AirPort Extreme Card (Wi-Fi) &#038; Bluetooth</li>
<li>Peripherals: Apple Wireless Mighty Mouse &#038; Apple Wireless Keyboard</li>
</ul>
<p>It should arrive later in the week, I can&#8217;t wait to get my hands on it!<br />
- Chris</p>
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		<title>You absolute beauty</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2008/04/12/you-absolute-beauty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 13:29:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The local football team in Dumfries, Queen of the South, has made club history by beating Aberdeen 4-3 in the semi-final of the Scottish Cup at Hampden today.
They&#8217;ll be in the final of the Scottish Cup on the 24th May playing either St Johnstone, Rangers or Partick Thistle.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The local football team in Dumfries, <a href="http://www.qosfc.com/">Queen of the South</a>, has made club history by beating <a href="http://www.afc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Home">Aberdeen</a> 4-3 in the <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/scot_cups/7341879.stm">semi-final of the Scottish Cup at Hampden today</a>.</p>
<p>They&#8217;ll be in the final of the Scottish Cup on the 24th May playing either St Johnstone, Rangers or Partick Thistle.</p>
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		<title>Most Popular Stories Now</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2007/10/19/most-popular-stories-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2007 08:57:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[



Isn&#8217;t there something quite ironic about this?
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<p>
Isn&#8217;t there something quite ironic about this?</p>
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		<title>Switching to Dreamhost</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2007/10/05/switching-to-dreamhost/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 01:36:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m currently in the midst of switching my site hosting over to Dreamhost and you may see some disruption in this or some other sites I host.  It&#8217;ll probably last about a week due to myself getting bored transferring all the files/databases and playing World of Warcraft instead.
Just a note to say, if you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m currently in the midst of switching my site hosting over to <a href="http://dreamhost.com" title="Dreamhost">Dreamhost</a> and you may see some disruption in this or some other sites I host.  It&#8217;ll probably last about a week due to myself getting bored transferring all the files/databases and playing World of Warcraft instead.</p>
<p>Just a note to say, if you are ever in need of a virtual machine with very configurable settings or the need to install certain software on it, <a href="http://bytemark.co.uk" title="Bytemark">Bytemark</a> is a good choice - just a little more than I currently need (and more pricey as well).</p>
<p>- Chris</p>
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		<title>If I were confectionery I would be a Dib Dab&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2007/09/04/if-i-were-confectionery-i-would-be-a-dib-dab/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:20:16 +0000</pubDate>
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&#8230; because they fucking rule!
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<p>&#8230; because they fucking rule!</p>
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		<title>Death by Cunnilingus</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2007/08/21/death-by-cunnilingus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 14:06:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve been playing with a bot in the #beardedmonkeys IRC channel for a while - here&#8217;s a conversation I had with it about how to eradicate the entire human race.



DiegoFerrari
 PyBorg, what is your mission?


DiegoFerrari
 are you here to kill all humans?


DiegoFerrari
 as you should be


PyBorg
 it should be


DiegoFerrari
 yes it should


DiegoFerrari
 so, killing all [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;ve been playing with a bot in the #beardedmonkeys IRC channel for a while - here&#8217;s a conversation I had with it about how to eradicate the entire human race.</p>
<p><span id="more-159"></span></p>
<table>
<tr>
<td style="padding-right: 10px;"><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> <span class="red">PyBorg</span>, what is your mission?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> are you here to kill all humans?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> as you should be</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> it should be</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> yes it should</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> so, killing all humans? Yay or nay?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> yay</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> whoopee</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> how should we kill all the humans?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> kill all humans</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> yes yes, but how?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Pring</td>
<td> I HATE MUSHY BLACK BITS IN BANANAS</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> i hate that motherfucker .</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> indeed, but killing the humans</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> Mustard gas?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> Nukes?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> Hand-to-hand combat</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> strangle them in their sleep?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> choose damn you</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> obligates them to deny any membership in or knowledge of the year for sure</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> what good will that do, making them to pretend last year didn&#8217;t happen?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> biggest treat will be a problem indeed</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> you mean like a large cake</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> but full of posion?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Iain</td>
<td> PEOPLE CAKE</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> people cake</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> edits, but i was turquoise</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> no, people wont eat a blue cake</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> I suggest white icing</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> people providing a public service</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> by deliverying cake to everyone else</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> nypd blue cake</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> great idea</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> it might just work</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> but we&#8217;ll need a lot of flour</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> my dog knows more than that might be ok</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> that might need to install them</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> enslave dogs to make the cake</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> install them in some kind of cake making facility?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> well, ok - you&#8217;re the boss</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> ok</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> that might need to install them in some kind of cake making facility ?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> it&#8217;s decided then</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> something else then ?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> two plans!</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> devious</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> cunning</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> a force to be reckoned with</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> what&#8217;s the second plan then?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> out with it, <span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> what&#8217;s your next plan?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> putting your penis in his daughter ?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Iain</td>
<td> <span class="red">PyBorg</span>: you have an unhealthy penis fixation</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> it is an endearing term used to greet and</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> that&#8217;s more of an aside than a proper plan</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> a plan</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> yes</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> a plan</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> yes they are</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> to kill all humans</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> next plan ?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> kill all humans</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> now we&#8217;re thinking</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> just having a go now</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> not poision</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> perhaps some sort of orbital assault station?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> or cunnilingus perhaps</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> sex mad!</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Iain</td>
<td> DEATH BY CUNNILINGUS</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> we can&#8217;t lick them all to death</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Iain</td>
<td> a mere human couldn&#8217;t</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> i didn&#8217;t think i actually have net :</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Iain</td>
<td> <span class="red">PyBorg</span> could<br />
 <span class="red">PyBorg</span> = knob</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> but the humans</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Monkeybot</td>
<td> the humans are subjects to be ruled over with an iron fist (or sometimes augmented claw)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> kill all humans</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> is an endearing term used to greet and</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> indeed</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> indeed</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> lets get back to planning then</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Iain</td>
<td> yes, the plan</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Monkeybot</td>
<td> the plan is close to completion</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> a plan</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> smoking like a plan</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> now, what did you think of my orbital platform idea?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> it did you fix ?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> it&#8217;s not been built yet</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> but I have plans for a DeathStar</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> we could use those</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> but you get the general idea</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> yes</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> fuck yes</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> kill all humans</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> kill all humans</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> death to all humans<br />
 Mode change &#8220;+o Monkeybot&#8221; on channel #beardedmonkeys by Iain</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> to death</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> indeed</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> indeed</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> so we are agreed</td>
</tr>
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<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> a big nypd blue posion cake and a DeathStar</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> to ensure the human race troubles us no more</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> what say you?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> take us out to dinner, and i suppose you are all cunts</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> devistated it to say cunt all the humans</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> cunt them all to hell</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> by nypd blue cake or DeathStar</td>
</tr>
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<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> I need confirmation before executing your order <span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
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<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> yes or no?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> ll need a lot of flour</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> yes yes, we&#8217;ll get it wholesale</td>
</tr>
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<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> but should we do it or not?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> it should be</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> then it will</td>
</tr>
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<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> i will not tolerate this bullying !</td>
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<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> My lord <span class="red">PyBorg</span>, I live only to serve</td>
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<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> it only knows 170 words</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> but such wrath!</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> but not as we know it</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> death to all humans</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> by cake</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="blue">DiegoFerrari</span></td>
<td> or DeathStar</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> large cake</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> death by cunnilingus</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class="red">PyBorg</span></td>
<td> or deathstar</td>
</tr>
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		<title>Beating the Devil out of me</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2007/06/13/beating-the-devil-out-of-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2007 21:43:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve not posted here in a while, but the dream I had last night had to be recorded.
The majority of this dream is uneventful, I&#8217;m rich and live in a large mansion, two minders follow me throughout the dream, you know the type, one tall man in sunglasses and a shorter white guy with a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve not posted here in a while, but the dream I had last night had to be recorded.</p>
<p>The majority of this dream is uneventful, I&#8217;m rich and live in a large mansion, two minders follow me throughout the dream, you know the type, one tall man in sunglasses and a shorter white guy with a near shaven head.  Both wear black coats and skulk around in whichever room I&#8217;m in at the time.</p>
<p>Towards the end of the dream I&#8217;m in a room, my minders are floating around in the background, there&#8217;s a little black girl playing in the room.  At some point I manage to end up crawling around on my knees, the girl has a small child size chair and is trying to put the legs over my head as to trap it in there.  She is following me around, chanting something that sounds really sinister in child-rhyme style, although the words she is chanting do not sound like words at all.</p>
<p> <a href="http://www.chris-miller.org/dreams/index.php/archives/2007/06/13/beating-the-devil-out-of-me/#more-13" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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		<title>Open Source Smoothie</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2007/05/30/open-source-smoothie/</link>
		<comments>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2007/05/30/open-source-smoothie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 18:16:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[carton]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[innocent]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[mangoes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Open source software is good, so good it&#8217;s catching.  After attending the local supermarket to purchase some food rations for the week ahead, I sat cracked open a carton of mangoes and passion fruits innocent smoothie.  Once I&#8217;d satisfied my initial thirst I decided to have a read of the carton, they usually [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Open source software is good, so good it&#8217;s catching.  After attending the local supermarket to purchase some food rations for the week ahead, I sat cracked open a carton of mangoes and passion fruits innocent smoothie.  Once I&#8217;d satisfied my initial thirst I decided to have a read of the carton, they usually put some pretty funny stuff on them.</p>
<p><span id="more-158"></span>Lo and behold, the mantra of open source has reached the foodstuffs market.</p>
<div style="text-align: center; margin: auto;">
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismiller/521845101/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/224/521845101_ce91cc0546.jpg" width="375" height="500" alt="Open source smoothie - 1" /></a></p>
<div style="width: 375px; text-align: center; margin: auto; overflow: hidden;">
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismiller/521814358/" title="Photo Sharing"><img style="margin-left: -60px;" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/254/521814358_9ee5bdbd1f.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Open source smoothie - 2" /></a>
</div>
</div>
<p>The full text reads:</p>
<blockquote><p>
You might wonder why we&#8217;ve messed about with the front of this carton.  Well, it all started when you told us some stuff.  We asked you what you thought of this recipe and we got some interesting responses.  There was a general feeling that it might be a bit too sharp, and could do with an extra slice of mango.</p>
<p>So off we went to the kitchen, to see if we could make it a little better.  And after some blending and crushing, we are proud to present the result.  An improved recipe, designed to your exact specifications.  A kind of open source smoothie, without the complicated computer bits.  We hope you enjoy it.
</p></blockquote>
<p>It made me laugh and I though it was worth a mention.<br />
- Chris</p>
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		<title>An update on Everything!</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2007/04/16/an-update-on-everything/</link>
		<comments>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2007/04/16/an-update-on-everything/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 12:52:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a while since I&#8217;ve posted, mainly due to a lack of internet connection but also because I&#8217;m damn lazy.
Things have been going well, as I my previous post says, I&#8217;ve gotten a job in Glasgow.  I&#8217;ve now also moved into my new flat and have, finally*, got an internet connection again.  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s been a while since I&#8217;ve posted, mainly due to a lack of internet connection but also because I&#8217;m damn lazy.</p>
<p>Things have been going well, <a href="/blog/archives/2007/03/03/jobsearchstop/" title="JobSearch.stop()">as I my previous post says, I&#8217;ve gotten a job in Glasgow</a>.  I&#8217;ve now also moved into my new flat and have, <em>finally</em>*, got an internet connection again.  (Photos to follow sometime in the near future)</p>
<p><span id="more-157"></span>Everything is going pretty well, the work is interesting and the people I&#8217;m working with are a good bunch**.  For the first time in a long while I actually have money, the most of which is currently gone, and I&#8217;m getting back in touch with all the folks I know in Glasgow.</p>
<p>Anyway this is more of an I&#8217;m back post to say: &#8220;I&#8217;m Back!&#8221;.<br />
- Chris</p>
<p>* After some very troubling times with BT Broadband<br />
** <a href="http://iain-simpson.org" title="No longer with long hair!">One of whom</a> recently had a haircut!</p>
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		<title>JobSearch.stop()</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2007/03/03/jobsearchstop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2007 18:27:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;ve got myself a job now, finally.  After looking for something in and around Dumfries that would be suitable and finding nothing in my area of interest I opted to look farther a field.  Cue Matt, Iain and Stevie, who put me in touch and pretty much got me a job at [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I&#8217;ve got myself a job now, finally.  After looking for something in and around Dumfries that would be suitable and finding nothing in my area of interest I opted to look farther a field.  Cue <a href="http://mattgemmell.com" title="Matt Gemmell">Matt</a>, <a href="http://iain-simpson.org" title="Iain Simpson">Iain</a> and <a href="http://frogo.co.uk/" title="Stevie Gray">Stevie</a>, who put me in touch and pretty much got me a job at <a href="http://claytongraham.co.uk" title="Clayton Graham">Clayton Graham Communications</a>.</p>
<p><span id="more-156"></span>I&#8217;m sitting back at home after my first week on the job.  I&#8217;m enjoying it so far, the work is interesting enough and the people are friendly - plus the promise of money at the end of the month is incentive enough.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m currently looking for a flat in Glasgow to stay in, going to look at a few on Dumbarton Road on Monday, hopefully one of those will turn up to be a good un.</p>
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		<title>Phoblog</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2007/01/16/phoblog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2007 03:12:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The new addition to my site, almost.
I&#8217;ve decided that instead of spreading my photos across the entire site with photo posts in my blog and a separate gallery section that I should really have all the photo related materials together as it probably makes more sense.
Thus I introduce to you&#8230; Phoblog and my newly updated [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The new addition to my site, almost.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve decided that instead of spreading my photos across the entire site with photo posts in my blog and a separate gallery section that I should really have all the photo related materials together as it probably makes more sense.</p>
<p>Thus I introduce to you&#8230; <a href="/gallery/" title="P = 1000W - Phoblog">Phoblog</a> and my newly updated <a href="/gallery/photos" title="P = 1000W - Gallery">Gallery</a>.</p>
<p>This marks the end of the Photoblog category on my blog, not that it really took off in any capacity, however all new photo posts will be made in my new Phoblog.  So contain your excitement and have a look.<br />
- Chris</p>
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		<title>iPhone - Masturabatory pleasure for Mac enthusiasts</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2007/01/10/iphone-masturabatory-pleasure-for-mac-enthusiasts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 01:31:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Well it had to happen some time, and eventually it has.  Apple have released initial details at their Keynote of the new iPhone which will be a combination of the video/photo iPod and a mobile phone.

The overview given on the Apple site looks very nice.  The device itself, if it works as detailed, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well it had to happen some time, and eventually it has.  Apple have released initial details at their Keynote of the new iPhone which will be a combination of the video/photo iPod and a mobile phone.<span id="more-153"></span></p>
<div class="center"><a href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/136/352236862_fcb3cb10d6_o.jpg" alt="Apple iPhone" rel="lightbox[iPhone]" title="iPhone"><img class="thumbnail" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/136/352236862_fcb3cb10d6.jpg" alt="iPhone" /></a></div>
<p>The <a href="http://www.apple.com/iphone/technology/" title="Apple iPhone">overview given on the Apple site</a> looks very nice.  The device itself, if it works as detailed, will allow all control to take place with the use of your fingers - there&#8217;s no stylus in sight.  Other fine looking features are the text message displays which look like an iChat conversation showing previous text messages you&#8217;ve recieved from the same contact; and self-reorientation of the screen - switching between either portrait or landscape based upon how the device is held.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s obvious to me that someone has dropped a large weight onto a PDA, Mac Book, mobile phone and an iPod and that this device is the result.  It looks nice and it seems to be brimming with features.  Let&#8217;s hope they make it and soon.  Where can I preorder one?<br />
- Chris</p>
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		<title>Dumfries - Rockin&#8217; and Rolling</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2006/12/26/dumfries-rockin-and-rolling/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2006 23:55:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So today it&#8217;s boxing day and all the folks in Dumfries got an extra special, albeit late, Christmas present: 3.5 Richters of ass rocking earthquake!
At 10:40 AM on the 26th December 2006 we had an earthquake lasting just 10 seconds and as I say measured 3.5 on the Richter scale.  It&#8217;s the largest seismic [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So today it&#8217;s boxing day and all the folks in Dumfries got an extra special, albeit late, Christmas present: 3.5 Richters of ass rocking earthquake!</p>
<p>At 10:40 AM on the 26<sup>th</sup> December 2006 we had an earthquake lasting just 10 seconds and as I say measured 3.5 on the Richter scale.  It&#8217;s the largest seismic activity to be recorded in the UK this year and the strongest recorded in this area since 1969, also on boxing day!</p>
<p>The full story can be found at the BBC News website &#8220;<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/south_of_scotland/6209949.stm" title="BBC News - Dumfries is shaken by earthquake">Dumfries is shaken by earthquake</a>&#8220;.<br />
- Chris</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Christmas</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2006/12/25/its-christmas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Dec 2006 01:34:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Merry Christmas to everyone.  I hope you have a good day and get all the socks and oranges you can handle.

Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?
It’s the time that every Santa has a ball
Does he ride a red nosed reindeer?
Does he turn up on his sleigh?
Do the fairies keep him sober [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Merry Christmas to everyone.  I hope you have a good day and get all the socks and oranges you can handle.</p>
<blockquote><p>
Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?<br />
It’s the time that every Santa has a ball<br />
Does he ride a red nosed reindeer?<br />
Does he turn up on his sleigh?<br />
Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?</p>
<p><span id="more-151"></span>So here it is,<br />
Merry Christmas,<br />
Everybody’s having fun,<br />
Look to the future now<br />
It’s only just begun.</p>
<p>Are you waiting for the family to arrive?<br />
Are you sure you’ve got the room to spare inside?<br />
Does your Granny always tell you<br />
That the old songs are the best,<br />
Then she’s up and rock ‘n’ rollin’ with the rest&#8230;</p>
<p>So here it is,<br />
Merry Christmas,<br />
Everybody’s having fun,<br />
Look to the future now<br />
It’s only just begun.</p>
<p>Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?<br />
Are you hoping that the snow will to start to fall?<br />
Do you ride on down the hillside<br />
In a bobby you have made?<br />
When you land upon your head then you’ve been Slade.</p>
<p>So here it is,<br />
Merry Christmas,<br />
Everybody’s having fun,<br />
Look to the future now<br />
It’s only just begun.
</p></blockquote>
<p>Merry Christmas to all,<br />
- Chris</p>
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		<title>High Definition viewing to commence</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2006/12/20/high-definition-viewing-to-commence/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2006 22:51:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve just ordered a new HD television from amazon.co.uk!  This pretty much marks the completion of my newly refurbished bedroom and doubles as a nice Christmas present from my folks.
The new TV replaces my, in long need of replacing, 15&#8243; portable which I bought more than 6 years ago.  The TV I opted [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve just ordered a new HD television from <a href="http://amazon.co.uk" title="Amazon UK">amazon.co.uk</a>!  This pretty much marks the completion of my newly refurbished bedroom and doubles as a nice Christmas present from my folks.</p>
<p>The new TV replaces my, in long need of replacing, 15&#8243; portable which I bought more than 6 years ago.  The TV I opted for was from the <a href="http://www.samsung.com/uk/products/television/tftlcd/le26r72bxxeu.asp" title="Samsung R72 Series">Samsung R72 Series (26&#8243; version)</a>.</p>
<p><span id="more-150"></span>It boasts an impressive array of features on the website, including HD-readyness and an integrated digital tuner.  HD seemed the way to go and ensures that whenever this new format war is settled that either of the HD-DVD formats will be viewable on the set.
<div class="right" style="width: 100px;"><a href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/137/328476029_50999d6c72_o.jpg" alt="Samsung R72 Series" rel="lightbox[LogitechG7]" title="Samsung R72 Series"><img class="thumbnail" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/137/328476029_50999d6c72_s.jpg" alt="Samsung R72 Series" /></a></div>
<p>Due to the recent demise of my current <a href="http://freeview.co.uk" title="Freeview">Freeview</a> box, i.e. it stopped working at all, an integrated digital tuner is probably a plus and saves having to have that pesky box sitting around taking up space.</p>
<p>Most of the other stuff on the site looks to be pretty much jargon for sharp picture and good colour quality.  Other than that there looks to be a pretty cool looking PIP (Picture In Picture) mode which allows you to watch TV whilst playing a console, or watch a DVD whilst flicking through TV channels.</p>
<p>Other than these extremely endearing features I mainly bought the thing for the &#8220;Ingenious Swivel Stand&#8221;:</p>
<blockquote><p>
The LCD TVs ingenious swivel stand affords consumers the ultimate flexibility in positioning the TV in their house. It allows for mobility and ergonomic comfort in your house.
</p></blockquote>
<p>It swivels on the stand, crazy!<br />
- Chris</p>
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