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Switching to Dreamhost

I’m currently in the midst of switching my site hosting over to Dreamhost and you may see some disruption in this or some other sites I host. It’ll probably last about a week due to myself getting bored transferring all the files/databases and playing World of Warcraft instead. Just a note to say, if you [...]

If I were confectionery I would be a Dip Dab…

… because they fucking rule!

Death by Cunnilingus

We’ve been playing with a bot in the #beardedmonkeys IRC channel for a while – here’s a conversation I had with it about how to eradicate the entire human race.

Beating the Devil out of me

I’ve not posted here in a while, but the dream I had last night had to be recorded. The majority of this dream is uneventful, I’m rich and live in a large mansion, two minders follow me throughout the dream, you know the type, one tall man in sunglasses and a shorter white guy with [...]