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	<title>Chris Miller &#187; General</title>
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		<title>Copying Mail settings between Mac OS X installations</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2012/01/18/copying-mail-rules-between-mac-os-x-installations/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 15:50:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve just installed a fresh copy of Lion on my machine and much to my dismay I have to set up all of my many mail filtering rules again! Bugger that, instead I had a dig around and decided to copy across the rules from my previous installation. All the rules you&#8217;ve set up are [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve just installed a fresh copy of Lion on my machine and much to my dismay I have to set up all of my <em>many</em> mail filtering rules again!</p>
<p>Bugger that, instead I had a dig around and decided to copy across the rules from my previous installation.  All the rules you&#8217;ve set up are stored in a <code>.plist</code> file within Mail&#8217;s data stored in your Library folder.</p>
<p>In Lion you&#8217;ll find the rules at:</p>
<blockquote><p>~/Library/Mail/V2/MailData/MessageRules.plist</p></blockquote>
<p>Under Snow Leopard:</p>
<blockquote><p>~/Library/Mail/MessageRules.plist</p></blockquote>
<p>So all you need to do is copy/paste the relevant file from your old machine to the new one.</p>
<h3>Edit</h3>
<p>It&#8217;s worth noting that you can copy Smart Mailboxes and RSS feeds across as well.</p>
<p>Smart Mailboxes:</p>
<blockquote><p>
Lion: ~/Library/Mail/V2/MailData/SmartMailboxes.plist<br />
Snow Leopard: ~/Library/Mail/SmartMailboxes.plist
</p></blockquote>
<p>RSS Feeds (both OSes):</p>
<blockquote><p>
~/Library/Mail/RSS/
</p></blockquote>
<p>- Chris</p>
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		<title>Password Schemes</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2012/01/11/password-schemes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 15:53:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Something that really annoys me, annoys me to anger, is brain-dead password schemes for websites where I&#8217;m forced to adhere to some moronic schema for my password to &#8220;enhance&#8221; security. Upper bounds on password length The most common issue I see across the plethora of inept schemes for passwords is bounds on length. I&#8217;m all [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Something that really annoys me, annoys me to anger, is brain-dead password schemes for websites where I&#8217;m forced to adhere to some moronic schema for my password to &#8220;enhance&#8221; security.</p>
<h3>Upper bounds on password length</h3>
<p>The most common issue I see across the plethora of inept schemes for passwords is bounds on length.  I&#8217;m all for having passwords with a lower bound, it&#8217;s all about security after all and shorter passwords are much less time constringent to brute-force, 5-6 characters is the most oft seen bound. With that I&#8217;m absolutely fine.</p>
<p>But as soon as you start requiring that my password be 	<em>no more than</em> a certain number of characters a klaxon starts wailing in my head.</p>
<p>The initial suspicion is that if you have an upper bound on the length of my password, you must be storing it in plaintext. If you are storing my password in plaintext then you&#8217;re either an idiot or a complete and utter fucking asshole, you can choose whichever you want.</p>
<p>For god&#8217;s sake, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_%28cryptography%29" title="Salting &#038; Hashing on Wikipedia" target="_blank">salt and hash passwords</a> before storing them.</p>
<p><span id="more-3241"></span><br />
<h4>Forms that cut off entry</h4>
<p>An even worse offender in this area are sign up forms in which the password fields have a given length. That means that you can type in your 20 character password without realising that you&#8217;ve been clipped at an arbitrary 12 characters.</p>
<p>Then when you visit the login form, which obviously wont have the 12 character limit on the password field, and type in your 20 character password it will throw back errors.</p>
<p>Please stop making my passwords an arbitrary length and you should definitely have a uniform stance on field lengths in your forms.</p>
<h3>Exact password length</h3>
<p>Enforcing an exact password length is the bigger, uglier brother of having an upper bounds on length. Not only have you set the lower and upper limit on how long a password can be, you&#8217;ve also said that they must be the same!</p>
<p>Holy hell, you&#8217;ve completely and utterly missed the point. Aside from the fact that you&#8217;re vastly limiting the number of permutations of passwords available to users, and of course the number of permutations a brute-force attack would be required to cycle through; you&#8217;re making the password much harder for the user to remember.</p>
<p>If I have a 6 character password that I use <em>everywhere</em>, such as I&#8217;d wager most users do, and you enforce a password length of 8 characters then you&#8217;re essentially forcing me to append two erroneous characters to the end of my password usually, I&#8217;d wager, a &#8217;11&#8242; or &#8217;00&#8242;.</p>
<h3>Enforcing the inclusion / exclusion of certain characters</h3>
<p>&#8220;Your password must contain at least one number&#8221;, &#8220;Your password must have one or more non-alphanumeric character&#8221;,  &#8220;You are required to have at least one uppercase letter&#8221;, &#8220;Your password must have&#8211;&#8221; &#8230;fuck right off.</p>
<p>My password should be <em>allowed</em> to contain any alpha, numeric or non-alphanumeric characters; it should not be <em>required</em> to contain them. If you&#8217;re trying to make me adhere to a given structure to my password then you&#8217;re limiting the number of permutations available to me again.</p>
<p>&#8220;But what about the idiots who choose easy passwords?&#8221; They&#8217;re still going to be idiots, just your special brand of idiot, making the password harder to remember just ensures that you end up with either a post-it note with the username and password posted on the side of a monitor or some super-secret-cia-level-symbol-substitution-cypher being used to swap out the characters in their god awful password.</p>
<ul>
<li>
		a = @
	</li>
<li>
		e = 3
	</li>
<li>
		i = !
	</li>
<li>
		o = *
	</li>
<li>
		u = well, still u
	</li>
<li>
		s = $
	</li>
<li>
		l = 1
	</li>
<li>
		t = 7
	</li>
<li>
		&#8230;
	</li>
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<p>My new super-secret, secure password should probably be <code>p@$$w*rd</code>!</p>
<p>On a side-note, if <a href="http://www.sitepoint.com/worst-passwords-2011/" title="The Worst Passwords of 2011" target="_blank">any of your passwords resembles any of these</a> you are a moron.</p>
<p>Post your password in the comments below and I&#8217;ll tell you if it&#8217;s secure or not!<br />
- Chris</p>
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		<title>Filtered keystrokes with JavaScript</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2010/04/14/filtered-keystrokes-with-javascript/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 08:36:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[filter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[form]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This small set of scripts should give you a starting point for filtering the valid input to certain form fields to ensure that you shouldn&#8217;t end up with input that you don&#8217;t want*. Basically you&#8217;d have the following javascript functions defined: function isNumber( evt ) { valid = true; if( evt.which &#124;&#124; ( evt.which != [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This small set of scripts should give you a starting point for filtering the valid input to certain form fields to ensure that you shouldn&#8217;t end up with input that you don&#8217;t want*.</p>
<p>Basically you&#8217;d have the following javascript functions defined:</p>
<pre class="javascript" name="code" id="filtered-keystrokes-with-javascript_functions">
function isNumber( evt ) {
	valid		= true;
	if( evt.which || ( evt.which != 0 &#038;&#038; evt.charCode != 0 ) ) {
		var charCode	= ( evt.which ) ? evt.which : event.keyCode;
		if( charCode > 31 &#038;&#038; ( charCode < 48 || charCode > 57 ) ) {
			valid	= false;
		}
	}
	return valid;
}

function isValidEmailCharacter( evt ) {
	valid	= true;
	if( evt.which == null || ( evt.which != 0 &#038;&#038; evt.charCode != 0 ) ) {
		var charCode	= ( evt.which ) ? evt.which : event.keyCode;
		var char		= String.fromCharCode( charCode );
		var re			= new RegExp( /([0-9A-Za-z-_@.])/ );
		valid			= re.test( char );
	}
	return valid;
}

function isValidPhoneCharacter( evt ) {
	valid	= true;
	if( evt.which == null || ( evt.which != 0 &#038;&#038; evt.charCode != 0 ) ) {
		var charCode	= ( evt.which ) ? evt.which : event.keyCode;
		var char		= String.fromCharCode( charCode );
		var re			= new RegExp( /([0-9+\s\[\]])/ );
		valid			= re.test( char );
	}
	return valid;
}
</pre>
<p><span id="more-511"></span>Then we add an <code>onkeypress</code> event to the relevant form fields to filter out any of the keystrokes you don&#8217;t want.  This would look something like:</p>
<pre class="xhtml" name="code" id="filtered-keystrokes-with-javascript_html">
<input
	type="text" name="num"
	onkeypress="return isNumber( event );"
/>
<input
	type="text" name="year" maxlength="4"
	onkeypress="return isNumber( event );"
/>
<input
	type="text" name="email"
	onkeypress="return isValidEmailCharacter( event );"
/>
<input type="text" name="phone" onkeypress="return isValidPhoneCharacter( event );" />
</pre>
<p>The only problem with this method of filtering input to the form elements is that key combos using filtered characters will not work, i.e. <abbr title="Cmd + A">&#8984;+A</abbr> to select the entire entry in a text field will not work when we&#8217;re applying the isNumber filter to that field.  The solution would be to create a list of key combonations that are allowed.</p>
<p>Not a necessity, but it can&#8217;t hurt.<br />
- Chris</p>
<p>* That&#8217;s not to say you shouldn&#8217;t validate the form when it&#8217;s submitted, the non-JavaScript action will be to allow anything.</p>
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		<title>Duckworthing</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2008/06/11/duckworthing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:54:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well it&#8217;s finally happened, the pair of glasses I&#8217;ve had for going on four or five years now has finally given up. This morning when I arrived at work and sat at my desk I did what I usually do. I took my glasses off and gave them a clean on my shirt. Usually I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well it&#8217;s finally happened, the pair of glasses I&#8217;ve had for going on four or five years now has finally given up.</p>
<p>This morning when I arrived at work and sat at my desk I did what I usually do.  I took my glasses off and gave them a clean on my shirt.  Usually I just put them back on and get to the nitty-gritty, usually sitting sifting through emails to find out if any of the spam is actually useful.</p>
<p>Today, however was a different story indeed, as soon as I placed the glasses on my face I felt a ping and then everything went blurry.  I thought that the screw holding the lens into my frames had pinged out again, yes it&#8217;s happened before, but alas no!  No, the actual frame had broken right at the point where the rim meets the legs, leaving a jagged edge and a confounded Chris.</p>
<p><span id="more-181"></span><a style="float: right; margin-left: 5px; margin-bottom: 5px;" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismiller/2571064582/" title="Duckworthing by Chris Miller, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3176/2571064582_bdca09d868_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Duckworthing" /></a></p>
<p>Anyway, after squinting for a while and ruling out superglue as a means to repair my glasses I eventually had to plump for <em>Jack Duckworth</em>ing them using some tape.  After which it was a quick call to the opticians to set up an appointment to get tested and some new glasses.  To my amazement I managed to get an appointment today, earlier this very afternoon.  An hour later and Â£155 down I&#8217;d managed to order two new pairs of glasses which should hopefully arrive sometime next week.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m continue to Duckworth until then though!<br />
- Chris</p>
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		<title>You absolute beauty</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2008/04/12/you-absolute-beauty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 13:29:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Aberdeen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dumfries]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The local football team in Dumfries, Queen of the South, has made club history by beating Aberdeen 4-3 in the semi-final of the Scottish Cup at Hampden today. They&#8217;ll be in the final of the Scottish Cup on the 24th May playing either St Johnstone, Rangers or Partick Thistle.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The local football team in Dumfries, <a href="http://www.qosfc.com/">Queen of the South</a>, has made club history by beating <a href="http://www.afc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Home">Aberdeen</a> 4-3 in the <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/scot_cups/7341879.stm">semi-final of the Scottish Cup at Hampden today</a>.</p>
<p>They&#8217;ll be in the final of the Scottish Cup on the 24th May playing either St Johnstone, Rangers or Partick Thistle.</p>
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		<title>Most Popular Stories Now</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2007/10/19/most-popular-stories-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2007 08:57:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Isn&#8217;t there something quite ironic about this?]]></description>
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<img src="/images/mostemailed.png" alt="BBC Most Emailed list" />
</div>
<p>
Isn&#8217;t there something quite ironic about this?</p>
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		<title>Switching to Dreamhost</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2007/10/05/switching-to-dreamhost/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 01:36:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blogging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bytemark]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dreamhost]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hosting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m currently in the midst of switching my site hosting over to Dreamhost and you may see some disruption in this or some other sites I host. It&#8217;ll probably last about a week due to myself getting bored transferring all the files/databases and playing World of Warcraft instead. Just a note to say, if you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m currently in the midst of switching my site hosting over to <a href="http://dreamhost.com" title="Dreamhost">Dreamhost</a> and you may see some disruption in this or some other sites I host.  It&#8217;ll probably last about a week due to myself getting bored transferring all the files/databases and playing World of Warcraft instead.</p>
<p>Just a note to say, if you are ever in need of a virtual machine with very configurable settings or the need to install certain software on it, <a href="http://bytemark.co.uk" title="Bytemark">Bytemark</a> is a good choice &#8211; just a little more than I currently need (and more pricey as well).</p>
<p>- Chris</p>
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		<title>If I were confectionery I would be a Dip Dab&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2007/09/04/if-i-were-confectionery-i-would-be-a-di-dab/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:20:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; because they fucking rule!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="center"><img src="/images/dib-dab.jpg" alt="DIP DAB!" /></div>
<p>&#8230; because they fucking rule!</p>
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		<title>Death by Cunnilingus</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2007/08/21/death-by-cunnilingus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 14:06:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chat]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve been playing with a bot in the #beardedmonkeys IRC channel for a while &#8211; here&#8217;s a conversation I had with it about how to eradicate the entire human race. Chris PyBorg, what is your mission? Chris are you here to kill all humans? Chris as you should be PyBorg it should be Chris yes [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;ve been playing with a bot in the #beardedmonkeys IRC channel for a while &#8211; here&#8217;s a conversation I had with it about how to eradicate the entire human race.</p>
<p><span id="more-159"></span></p>
<div style="font-size: 0.8em;">
<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #06f;">
	Chris
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<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	PyBorg, what is your mission?
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<div style="clear: both;">
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #06f;">
	Chris
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	are you here to kill all humans?
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<div style="clear: both;">
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #06f;">
	Chris
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	as you should be
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<div style="clear: both;">
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #f60;">
	PyBorg
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	it should be
</div>
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	Chris
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	yes it should
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	Chris
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	so, killing all humans? Yea or nay?
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	PyBorg
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	yea
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	Chris
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	whoopee
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	Chris
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	how should we kill all the humans?
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	PyBorg
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	kill all humans
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	Chris
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	yes yes, but how?
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	Neil
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	I HATE MUSHY BLACK BITS IN BANANAS
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	PyBorg
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	i hate that motherfucker.
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	Chris
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	indeed, but killing the humans
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	Chris
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	Mustard gas?
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	Chris
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	Nukes?
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	Chris
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	Hand-to-hand combat
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	Chris
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	strangle them in their sleep?
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	Chris
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	choose damn you
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	PyBorg
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	obligates them to deny any membership in or knowledge of the year for sure
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	Chris
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	what good will that do, making them to pretend last year didn&#8217;t happen?
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	PyBorg
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	biggest treat will be a problem indeed
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	Chris
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	you mean like a large cake
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	Chris
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	but full of posion?
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	Iain
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	PEOPLE CAKE
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	PyBorg
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	people cake
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	PyBorg
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	edits, but i was turquoise
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	Chris
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	no, people wont eat a blue cake
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	Chris
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	I suggest white icing
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	PyBorg
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<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	people providing a public service
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	Chris
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	by deliverying cake to everyone else
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	PyBorg
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	nypd blue cake
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	Chris
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	great idea
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	Chris
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	it might just work
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	Chris
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	but we&#8217;ll need a lot of flour
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	PyBorg
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	my dog knows more than that might be ok
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	PyBorg
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	that might need to install them
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	Chris
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	enslave dogs to make the cake
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	Chris
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	install them in some kind of cake making facility?
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	Chris
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	well, ok &#8211; you&#8217;re the boss
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	PyBorg
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	ok
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	PyBorg
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	that might need to install them in some kind of cake making facility?
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	Chris
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	it&#8217;s decided then
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	PyBorg
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	something else then?
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	Chris
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	two plans!
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	Chris
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	devious
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	Chris
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	cunning
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	Chris
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	a force to be reckoned with
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	Chris
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	what&#8217;s the second plan then?
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	Chris
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	out with it, PyBorg
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	Chris
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	what&#8217;s your next plan?
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	PyBorg
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	putting your penis in his daughter?
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	Iain
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	PyBorg: you have an unhealthy penis fixation
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	PyBorg
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<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	it is an endearing term used to greet and
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	Chris
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	that&#8217;s more of an aside than a proper plan
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	PyBorg
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<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	a plan
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	Chris
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	yes
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	Chris
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	a plan
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	PyBorg
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	yes they are
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	Chris
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	to kill all humans
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	PyBorg
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	next plan?
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	PyBorg
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	kill all humans
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	Chris
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<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	now we&#8217;re thinking
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	PyBorg
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<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	just having a go now
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	Chris
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	not poision
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	Chris
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	perhaps some sort of orbital assault station?
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<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #f60;">
	PyBorg
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	or cunnilingus perhaps
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	Chris
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	sex mad!
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	Iain
</div>
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	DEATH BY CUNNILINGUS
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	Chris
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	we can&#8217;t lick them all to death
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	Iain
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	a mere human couldn&#8217;t
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	PyBorg
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	i didn&#8217;t think i actually have net
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	Iain
</div>
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	PyBorg could
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	Chris
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	but the humans
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	Monkeybot
</div>
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	the humans are subjects to be ruled over with an iron fist (or sometimes augmented claw)
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	PyBorg
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	kill all humans
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<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #f60;">
	PyBorg
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	is an endearing term used to greet and
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	Chris
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	indeed
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	PyBorg
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<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	indeed
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	Chris
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	lets get back to planning then
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	Iain
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<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	yes, the plan
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	Monkeybot
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	the plan is close to completion
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	PyBorg
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	a plan
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<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #f60;">
	PyBorg
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	smoking like a plan
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	Chris
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	now, what did you think of my orbital platform idea?
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	PyBorg
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	it did you fix?
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	Chris
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	it&#8217;s not been built yet
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	Chris
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<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	but I have plans for a DeathStar
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	Chris
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	we could use those
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<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #f60;">
	PyBorg
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	but you get the general idea
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	Chris
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	yes
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</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #f60;">
	PyBorg
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	fuck yes
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<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #06f;">
	Chris
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	kill all humans
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<div style="clear: both;">
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<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #f60;">
	PyBorg
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	kill all humans
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<div style="clear: both;">
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<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #06f;">
	Chris
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	death to all humans
</div>
<div style="clear: both;">
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #f60;">
	PyBorg
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	to death
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<div style="clear: both;">
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<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #06f;">
	Chris
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<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	indeed
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<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #f60;">
	PyBorg
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	indeed
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<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #06f;">
	Chris
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	so we are agreed
</div>
<div style="clear: both;">
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<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #06f;">
	Chris
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	a big nypd blue posion cake and a DeathStar
</div>
<div style="clear: both;">
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #06f;">
	Chris
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	to ensure the human race troubles us no more
</div>
<div style="clear: both;">
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<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #06f;">
	Chris
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	what say you?
</div>
<div style="clear: both;">
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<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #f60;">
	PyBorg
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	take us out to dinner, and i suppose you are all cunts
</div>
<div style="clear: both;">
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #f60;">
	PyBorg
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	devistated it to say cunt all the humans
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<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #06f;">
	Chris
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	cunt them all to hell
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<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #06f;">
	Chris
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	by nypd blue cake or DeathStar
</div>
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<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #06f;">
	Chris
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	I need confirmation before executing your order PyBorg
</div>
<div style="clear: both;">
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<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #06f;">
	Chris
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	yes or no?
</div>
<div style="clear: both;">
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #f60;">
	PyBorg
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	ll need a lot of flour
</div>
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	Chris
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	yes yes, we&#8217;ll get it wholesale
</div>
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	Chris
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	but should we do it or not?
</div>
<div style="clear: both;">
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #f60;">
	PyBorg
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	it should be
</div>
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<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #06f;">
	Chris
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	then it will
</div>
<div style="clear: both;">
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #f60;">
	PyBorg
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	i will not tolerate this bullying!
</div>
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</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #06f;">
	Chris
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	My lord PyBorg, I live only to serve
</div>
<div style="clear: both;">
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #f60;">
	PyBorg
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	it only knows 170 words
</div>
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<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #06f;">
	Chris
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	but such wrath!
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<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #f60;">
	PyBorg
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	but not as we know it
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	Chris
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	death to all humans
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<div style="clear: both;">
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<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #06f;">
	Chris
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	by cake
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<div style="clear: both;">
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<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #06f;">
	Chris
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px;">
	or DeathStar
</div>
<div style="clear: both;">
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<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #f60;">
	PyBorg
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	large cake
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<div style="clear: both;">
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<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #f60;">
	PyBorg
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	death by cunnilingus
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</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 80px; text-align: right; margin-right: 5px; color: #f60;">
	PyBorg
</div>
<div style="float: left; width: 450px; font-family: monospace; font-size: 1.1em;">
	or deathstar
</div>
<div style="clear: both;">
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		<title>Beating the Devil out of me</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2007/06/13/beating-the-devil-out-of-me/</link>
		<comments>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2007/06/13/beating-the-devil-out-of-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2007 21:43:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve not posted here in a while, but the dream I had last night had to be recorded. The majority of this dream is uneventful, I&#8217;m rich and live in a large mansion, two minders follow me throughout the dream, you know the type, one tall man in sunglasses and a shorter white guy with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve not posted here in a while, but the dream I had last night had to be recorded.</p>
<p>The majority of this dream is uneventful, I&#8217;m rich and live in a large mansion, two minders follow me throughout the dream, you know the type, one tall man in sunglasses and a shorter white guy with a near shaven head.  Both wear black coats and skulk around in whichever room I&#8217;m in at the time.</p>
<p>Towards the end of the dream I&#8217;m in a room, my minders are floating around in the background, there&#8217;s a little black girl playing in the room.  At some point I manage to end up crawling around on my knees, the girl has a small child size chair and is trying to put the legs over my head as to trap it in there.  She is following me around, chanting something that sounds really sinister in child-rhyme style, although the words she is chanting do not sound like words at all.</p>
<p> <a href="http://www.chris-miller.org/dreams/index.php/archives/2007/06/13/beating-the-devil-out-of-me/#more-13" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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		<title>Open Source Smoothie</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2007/05/30/open-source-smoothie/</link>
		<comments>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2007/05/30/open-source-smoothie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 18:16:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[carton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[innocent]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mangoes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[open]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[passion fruits]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smoothie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[source]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Open source software is good, so good it&#8217;s catching. After attending the local supermarket to purchase some food rations for the week ahead, I sat cracked open a carton of mangoes and passion fruits innocent smoothie. Once I&#8217;d satisfied my initial thirst I decided to have a read of the carton, they usually put some [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Open source software is good, so good it&#8217;s catching.  After attending the local supermarket to purchase some food rations for the week ahead, I sat cracked open a carton of mangoes and passion fruits innocent smoothie.  Once I&#8217;d satisfied my initial thirst I decided to have a read of the carton, they usually put some pretty funny stuff on them.</p>
<p><span id="more-158"></span>Lo and behold, the mantra of open source has reached the foodstuffs market.</p>
<div style="text-align: center; margin: auto;">
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismiller/521845101/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/224/521845101_ce91cc0546.jpg" width="375" height="500" alt="Open source smoothie - 1" /></a></p>
<div style="width: 375px; text-align: center; margin: auto; overflow: hidden;">
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismiller/521814358/" title="Photo Sharing"><img style="margin-left: -60px;" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/254/521814358_9ee5bdbd1f.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Open source smoothie - 2" /></a>
</div>
</div>
<p>The full text reads:</p>
<blockquote><p>
You might wonder why we&#8217;ve messed about with the front of this carton.  Well, it all started when you told us some stuff.  We asked you what you thought of this recipe and we got some interesting responses.  There was a general feeling that it might be a bit too sharp, and could do with an extra slice of mango.</p>
<p>So off we went to the kitchen, to see if we could make it a little better.  And after some blending and crushing, we are proud to present the result.  An improved recipe, designed to your exact specifications.  A kind of open source smoothie, without the complicated computer bits.  We hope you enjoy it.
</p></blockquote>
<p>It made me laugh and I though it was worth a mention.<br />
- Chris</p>
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		<title>Dumfries &#8211; Rockin&#8217; and Rolling</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2006/12/26/dumfries-rockin-and-rolling/</link>
		<comments>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2006/12/26/dumfries-rockin-and-rolling/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2006 23:55:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dumfries]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[earthquake]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Richter]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So today it&#8217;s boxing day and all the folks in Dumfries got an extra special, albeit late, Christmas present: 3.5 Richters of ass rocking earthquake! At 10:40 AM on the 26th December 2006 we had an earthquake lasting just 10 seconds and as I say measured 3.5 on the Richter scale. It&#8217;s the largest seismic [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So today it&#8217;s boxing day and all the folks in Dumfries got an extra special, albeit late, Christmas present: 3.5 Richters of ass rocking earthquake!</p>
<p>At 10:40 AM on the 26<sup>th</sup> December 2006 we had an earthquake lasting just 10 seconds and as I say measured 3.5 on the Richter scale.  It&#8217;s the largest seismic activity to be recorded in the UK this year and the strongest recorded in this area since 1969, also on boxing day!</p>
<p>The full story can be found at the BBC News website &#8220;<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/south_of_scotland/6209949.stm" title="BBC News - Dumfries is shaken by earthquake">Dumfries is shaken by earthquake</a>&#8220;.<br />
- Chris</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Christmas</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2006/12/25/its-christmas/</link>
		<comments>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2006/12/25/its-christmas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Dec 2006 01:34:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oranges]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[presents]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[slade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[socks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Merry Christmas to everyone. I hope you have a good day and get all the socks and oranges you can handle. Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall? It’s the time that every Santa has a ball Does he ride a red nosed reindeer? Does he turn up on his sleigh? Do the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Merry Christmas to everyone.  I hope you have a good day and get all the socks and oranges you can handle.</p>
<blockquote><p>
Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?<br />
It’s the time that every Santa has a ball<br />
Does he ride a red nosed reindeer?<br />
Does he turn up on his sleigh?<br />
Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?</p>
<p><span id="more-151"></span>So here it is,<br />
Merry Christmas,<br />
Everybody’s having fun,<br />
Look to the future now<br />
It’s only just begun.</p>
<p>Are you waiting for the family to arrive?<br />
Are you sure you’ve got the room to spare inside?<br />
Does your Granny always tell you<br />
That the old songs are the best,<br />
Then she’s up and rock ‘n’ rollin’ with the rest&#8230;</p>
<p>So here it is,<br />
Merry Christmas,<br />
Everybody’s having fun,<br />
Look to the future now<br />
It’s only just begun.</p>
<p>Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?<br />
Are you hoping that the snow will to start to fall?<br />
Do you ride on down the hillside<br />
In a bobby you have made?<br />
When you land upon your head then you’ve been Slade.</p>
<p>So here it is,<br />
Merry Christmas,<br />
Everybody’s having fun,<br />
Look to the future now<br />
It’s only just begun.
</p></blockquote>
<p>Merry Christmas to all,<br />
- Chris</p>
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		<title>High Definition viewing to commence</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2006/12/20/high-definition-viewing-to-commence/</link>
		<comments>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2006/12/20/high-definition-viewing-to-commence/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2006 22:51:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Freeview]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HD-Ready]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LCD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[swivel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TV]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve just ordered a new HD television from amazon.co.uk! This pretty much marks the completion of my newly refurbished bedroom and doubles as a nice Christmas present from my folks. The new TV replaces my, in long need of replacing, 15&#8243; portable which I bought more than 6 years ago. The TV I opted for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve just ordered a new HD television from <a href="http://amazon.co.uk" title="Amazon UK">amazon.co.uk</a>!  This pretty much marks the completion of my newly refurbished bedroom and doubles as a nice Christmas present from my folks.</p>
<p>The new TV replaces my, in long need of replacing, 15&#8243; portable which I bought more than 6 years ago.  The TV I opted for was from the <a href="http://www.samsung.com/uk/products/television/tftlcd/le26r72bxxeu.asp" title="Samsung R72 Series">Samsung R72 Series (26&#8243; version)</a>.</p>
<p><span id="more-150"></span>It boasts an impressive array of features on the website, including HD-readyness and an integrated digital tuner.  HD seemed the way to go and ensures that whenever this new format war is settled that either of the HD-DVD formats will be viewable on the set.
<div class="right" style="width: 100px;"><a href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/137/328476029_50999d6c72_o.jpg" alt="Samsung R72 Series" rel="lightbox[LogitechG7]" title="Samsung R72 Series"><img class="thumbnail" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/137/328476029_50999d6c72_s.jpg" alt="Samsung R72 Series" /></a></div>
<p>Due to the recent demise of my current <a href="http://freeview.co.uk" title="Freeview">Freeview</a> box, i.e. it stopped working at all, an integrated digital tuner is probably a plus and saves having to have that pesky box sitting around taking up space.</p>
<p>Most of the other stuff on the site looks to be pretty much jargon for sharp picture and good colour quality.  Other than that there looks to be a pretty cool looking PIP (Picture In Picture) mode which allows you to watch TV whilst playing a console, or watch a DVD whilst flicking through TV channels.</p>
<p>Other than these extremely endearing features I mainly bought the thing for the &#8220;Ingenious Swivel Stand&#8221;:</p>
<blockquote><p>
The LCD TVs ingenious swivel stand affords consumers the ultimate flexibility in positioning the TV in their house. It allows for mobility and ergonomic comfort in your house.
</p></blockquote>
<p>It swivels on the stand, crazy!<br />
- Chris</p>
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		<title>XDA Exec</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2006/06/26/xda-exec/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2006 00:57:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Computing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HCI]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[University]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gadget]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mobile]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[PDA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[phone]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve not long since ordered a new phone/PDA. I&#8217;ve been looking to get a PDA since starting my project which will make use of PDAs extensivley as a platform for testing. Since then I&#8217;ve been on the lookout for a good PDA to grab. Also on the agenda has been getting a new mobile phone, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve not long since ordered a new phone/PDA.  I&#8217;ve been looking to get a PDA since starting my project which will make use of PDAs extensivley as a platform for testing.  Since then I&#8217;ve been on the lookout for a good PDA to grab.</p>
<p>Also on the agenda has been getting a new mobile phone, after looking around for a while I found the perfect (or so it seems) fusion of the two: the XDA Exec.</p>
<p><span id="more-145"></span>The Exec is the O2 version of the <a href="http://www.imate.com/t-DETAILS_JASJAR.aspx" title="i-mate JasJar">i-mate JasJar</a> and boasts the same list of impresive features.  I managed to pick mine up with a contract for less than a quarter of the £600+ that would be required to buy a JasJar alone.</p>
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<a href="http://static.flickr.com/46/174983671_bd9cb36d0a.jpg" rel="lightbox[XDAExec]" title="XDA Exec closed"><img class="thumbnail" src="http://static.flickr.com/46/174983671_bd9cb36d0a_s.jpg" /></a><a href="http://static.flickr.com/55/174983441_13c665c919.jpg" rel="lightbox[XDAExec]" title="XDA Exec side"><img class="thumbnail" src="http://static.flickr.com/55/174983441_13c665c919_s.jpg" /></a><a href="http://static.flickr.com/62/174983589_ac017f1fe6.jpg" rel="lightbox[XDAExec]" title="XDA Exec PDA view"><img class="thumbnail" src="http://static.flickr.com/62/174983589_ac017f1fe6_s.jpg" /></a><a href="http://static.flickr.com/52/174983549_819f3bbaa5.jpg" rel="lightbox[XDAExec]" title="XDA Exec back"><img class="thumbnail" src="http://static.flickr.com/52/174983549_819f3bbaa5_s.jpg" /></a><a href="http://static.flickr.com/60/174983491_25d8413fa8.jpg" rel="lightbox[XDAExec]" title="XDA Exec open"><img class="thumbnail" src="http://static.flickr.com/60/174983491_25d8413fa8_s.jpg" /></a><a href="http://static.flickr.com/58/174983630_b0301455c4.jpg" rel="lightbox[XDAExec]" title="XDA Exec swivel"><img class="thumbnail" src="http://static.flickr.com/58/174983630_b0301455c4_s.jpg" /></a>
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<p>It should hopefully arrive on Tuesday morning and I can have a play around with it then.  I&#8217;ll post more about the workings of the device then.  For now look at the purty pictures above.<br />
- Chris</p>
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		<title>At the End of Time&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2006/02/28/at-the-end-of-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2006 22:23:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two will go back to save the World. 25% Wizard of Oz, 25% interdimensional swords and 100% Sheercore.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Two will go back to save the World.</p>
<p>25% Wizard of Oz, 25% interdimensional swords and 100% <a href="http://sheercore.com" title="At the end of time, when the pyramids align, The Monks will train two more.">Sheercore</a>.</p>
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		<title>Virgin birth recorded</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2005/12/25/virgin-birth-recorded/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2005 02:59:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Christmas!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A very merry Christmas to all, and of course a happy new year when it comes!</p>
<p><span id="more-133"></span>I will be working in the pub today and will thus be saving the Christmas slobbing for Boxing day, hope everyone else has a productive / festive / slobby (delete as appropriate) day.</p>
<p>Merry Christmas,<br />
- Chris</p>
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		<title>The Guy in the header is Mr. Fawkes</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2005/11/05/the-guy-in-the-header-is-mr-fawkes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2005 03:37:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fawkes, Guy Fawkes!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So it&#8217;s bonfire night, the time of year when we remember that bastard who tried to blow up the houses of parliament!  Why?  I don&#8217;t know.</p>
<p>Where is he nowadays when he&#8217;s needed?</p>
<p><span id="more-124"></span>Anyway, if this is in fact bonfire night then you&#8217;ll be able to see my <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismiller/57756630/" title="Bonfire night theme">bonfire night theme</a> for this site.</p>
<p>I thought I&#8217;d post the full rhyme that is linked to this day, I can&#8217;t ever remember hearing the whole of it before:</p>
<blockquote><p>
Remember, remember the fifth of November,<br />
gunpowder, treason and plot,<br />
I see no reason why gunpowder treason<br />
should ever be forgot.<br />
Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes,<br />
&#8217;twas his intent<br />
to blow up the King and the Parliament.<br />
Three score barrels of powder below,<br />
Poor old England to overthrow:<br />
By God&#8217;s providence he was catch&#8217;d<br />
With a dark lantern and burning match.<br />
Holloa boys, holloa boys, make the bells ring.<br />
Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!<br />
Hip hip hoorah!</p>
<p>A penny loaf to feed the Pope.<br />
A farthing o&#8217; cheese to choke him.<br />
A pint of beer to rinse it down.<br />
A faggot of sticks to burn him.<br />
Burn him in a tub of tar.<br />
Burn him like a blazing star.<br />
Burn his body from his head.<br />
Then we&#8217;ll say ol&#8217; Pope is dead.<br />
Hip hip hoorah!<br />
Hip hip hoorah!
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<p>Have an explosive bonfire night,<br />
- Chris</p>
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		<title>I hate my job</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2005/08/12/i-hate-my-job/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2005 18:55:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I've just experienced the worst smells imaginable.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I just posted earlier about how everything was going well and we&#8217;d just received the smell cubes we ordered.  Well, the smell cubes <strong>stink</strong>!  They stink worse than a thousand corpses with a thousand suns heating them for a thousand days!  In fact they stink worse than that.</p>
<p><span id="more-110"></span>I thought all the smells would be light, subtle smells that hinted towards grass, flowers, chocolate and so on.  They are, in fact, the strongest artificial smells I&#8217;ve ever had the displeasure of smelling.</p>
<p>And that&#8217;s just to start, I&#8217;ll be working with these smells for the next month.  Oh the joy,<br />
- Chris</p>
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		<title>Smell, Fringe, Mac</title>
		<link>http://chris-miller.org/archives/2005/08/12/smell-fringe-mac/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2005 14:04:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Working, visiting the Fringe, and Mac pish.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nothing much has been happening of late, other than working.  The job at the University is going well and I have managed to bring the application up to a standard where we can start running the evaluations, they&#8217;ll  probably start next week.</p>
<p><span id="more-109"></span>We&#8217;ve just this minute got a delivery of the Vortex (smell) cubes that we ordered at the start of the week, from <a href="http://daleair.com" title="daleair.com">daleair.com</a>.  This means that we are more or less set up to start people on their olfactory adventures!  If anyone will be around in Glasgow next week and in around 3-4 weeks time, drop me an e-mail and I&#8217;ll get you to do the experiment (you need digital photos ~500ish).</p>
<p>Everything else is going fine, I&#8217;m heading off to Edinburgh for the Fringe tomorrow with <a href="http://solitude.vkps.co.uk" title="Gary Fleming's blog">Gary</a> and <a href="http://mrry.co.uk" title="Derek Murray's blog">Derek</a>, it should be <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismiller/sets/147214/" title="Fringe Festival 2004">reminiscent of last years trip</a>, but this time with hopefully more busses!</p>
<p>got my PowerBook upgraded yesterday, a gigabyte of RAM added, bringing it up to 1,536 Mb of RAM altogether.  It fucking flies now!</p>
<p>So I&#8217;ll probably have some more photos to post soon enough and probably a few stupid stories to go with them.  Until then,<br />
- Chris</p>
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