Death by Cunnilingus

Chris — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 14:06:13 +0000

We’ve been playing with a bot in the #beardedmonkeys IRC channel for a while – here’s a conversation I had with it about how to eradicate the entire human race.

Chris

PyBorg, what is your mission?

Chris

are you here to kill all humans?

Chris

as you should be

PyBorg

	it should be

Chris

yes it should

Chris

so, killing all humans? Yea or nay?

PyBorg

yea

Chris

whoopee

Chris

how should we kill all the humans?

PyBorg

	kill all humans

Chris

yes yes, but how?

Neil

I HATE MUSHY BLACK BITS IN BANANAS

PyBorg

	i hate that motherfucker.

Chris

indeed, but killing the humans

Chris

Mustard gas?

Chris

Nukes?

Chris

Hand-to-hand combat

Chris

strangle them in their sleep?

Chris

choose damn you

PyBorg

	obligates them to deny any membership in or knowledge of the year for sure

Chris

what good will that do, making them to pretend last year didn’t happen?

PyBorg

	biggest treat will be a problem indeed

Chris

you mean like a large cake

Chris

but full of posion?

Iain

PEOPLE CAKE

PyBorg

	people cake

PyBorg

	edits, but i was turquoise

Chris

no, people wont eat a blue cake

Chris

I suggest white icing

PyBorg

	people providing a public service

Chris

by deliverying cake to everyone else

PyBorg

	nypd blue cake

Chris

great idea

Chris

it might just work

Chris

but we’ll need a lot of flour

PyBorg

	my dog knows more than that might be ok

PyBorg

	that might need to install them

Chris

enslave dogs to make the cake

Chris

install them in some kind of cake making facility?

Chris

well, ok – you’re the boss

PyBorg

ok

PyBorg

	that might need to install them in some kind of cake making facility?

Chris

it’s decided then

PyBorg

	something else then?

Chris

two plans!

Chris

devious

Chris

cunning

Chris

a force to be reckoned with

Chris

what’s the second plan then?

Chris

out with it, PyBorg

Chris

what’s your next plan?

PyBorg

	putting your penis in his daughter?

Iain

PyBorg: you have an unhealthy penis fixation

PyBorg

	it is an endearing term used to greet and

Chris

that’s more of an aside than a proper plan

PyBorg

	a plan

Chris

yes

Chris

a plan

PyBorg

	yes they are

Chris

to kill all humans

PyBorg

	next plan?

PyBorg

	kill all humans

Chris

now we’re thinking

PyBorg

	just having a go now

Chris

not poision

Chris

perhaps some sort of orbital assault station?

PyBorg

	or cunnilingus perhaps

Chris

sex mad!

Iain

DEATH BY CUNNILINGUS

Chris

we can’t lick them all to death

Iain

a mere human couldn’t

PyBorg

	i didn’t think i actually have net

Iain

PyBorg could

Chris

but the humans

Monkeybot

the humans are subjects to be ruled over with an iron fist (or sometimes augmented claw)

PyBorg

	kill all humans

PyBorg

	is an endearing term used to greet and

Chris

indeed

PyBorg

	indeed

Chris

lets get back to planning then

Iain

yes, the plan

Monkeybot

the plan is close to completion

PyBorg

	a plan

PyBorg

	smoking like a plan

Chris

now, what did you think of my orbital platform idea?

PyBorg

	it did you fix?

Chris

it’s not been built yet

Chris

but I have plans for a DeathStar

Chris

we could use those

PyBorg

	but you get the general idea

Chris

yes

PyBorg

	fuck yes

Chris

kill all humans

PyBorg

	kill all humans

Chris

death to all humans

PyBorg

	to death

Chris

indeed

PyBorg

	indeed

Chris

so we are agreed

Chris

a big nypd blue posion cake and a DeathStar

Chris

to ensure the human race troubles us no more

Chris

what say you?

PyBorg

	take us out to dinner, and i suppose you are all cunts

PyBorg

	devistated it to say cunt all the humans

Chris

cunt them all to hell

Chris

by nypd blue cake or DeathStar

Chris

I need confirmation before executing your order PyBorg

Chris

yes or no?

PyBorg

	ll need a lot of flour

Chris

yes yes, we’ll get it wholesale

Chris

but should we do it or not?

PyBorg

	it should be

Chris

then it will

PyBorg

	i will not tolerate this bullying!

Chris

My lord PyBorg, I live only to serve

PyBorg

	it only knows 170 words

Chris

but such wrath!

PyBorg

	but not as we know it

Chris

death to all humans

Chris

by cake

Chris

or DeathStar

PyBorg

	large cake

PyBorg

	death by cunnilingus

PyBorg

	or deathstar

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Death by Cunnilingus